So Bad It's ... Very, Very Bad

Jonathan Last has a post up about terrible movie pitches (Air Bud IV: There Will Be Bud, etc.). There’s some funny stuff up there, but I seriously doubt anyone will be able to beat whatever the pitch was that resulted in this.

On the other hand, Guy Ritchie seems to have solved this problem by making the exact same movie every single time.

And while we’re on the subject of bad movies, have you seen the red band (read: NSFW) trailer for Aliens vs. Predator 2? It’s so awesome it’s coming out on Christmas day, people. Is this the opening salvo in the Intergalactic War on Christmas? One can only hope…