Reihan's Master Plan
To slowly transform The American Scene into a virtual collective-living arrangement involving every hip yuppie intellectual in DC. Then one morning we wake up together in an actual house.
Michael, if you find a stack of foam egg crates in the upstairs bathroom, let me know. I’m building a studio in the basement.
The home theater system will be more powerful, and more celebrated, than the original atom bomb.
— Peter Suderman · Jan 5, 12:14 AM · #
I suppose that makes me the guy on the couch like in Half Baked.
Somebody pass me that gravity bong.
— Freddie · Jan 5, 12:24 AM · #
I’ll pop in twice weekly to clean and lecture all of you on your poor eating habits, wasteful spending, heretical beliefs, untidy appearances, etc.
— Joules · Jan 5, 12:34 AM · #