One day, when Matt Frost isn’t too busy, I’m hoping he will make another brilliant stop-motion Lego movie featuring Lego Lando Calrissian singing the D’Angelo classic “Brown Sugar.” I’d be more than happy to provide the falsetto crooning.
P.S. It occurs to me that Paul Waldman might consider this post yet another example of unacceptable race-baiting. By raising the specter of a Lego Lando Calrissian, I apparently mean to induce panic in racist middle Americans about the prospect of this “old smoothie” snatching away their daughters, etc. Also, I understand that calling for “tax cuts” is code for “wantonly murdering Bengalis.” I apologize for any offense I’ve inadvertently caused. This is part of a strategy so diabolically subliminal that I only picked up on it minutes after composing this post.