The American Scene
by Reihan Salam
Come take a swim with Reihan … if you dare.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOOOOUUUUUUUU
— Daniel · Mar 28, 02:30 AM · #
I’m just waiting for the day when we all find out that Reihan is in fact certifiable, and Sir Roderick Glossop comes to take him away. But that was awesome.
— Derannimer · Mar 28, 06:21 AM · #
Reihan is fucking awesome. I’m going to name all my children, pets, and wives after him.
People who can’t appreciate the genius of Reihan…well, let’s just say that I don’t want to know you.
It’s not even 9 a.m. and I already know it’s going to be a good day:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiCW9pSS9hg
— cm · Mar 28, 01:00 PM · #
Can there be any doubt that Reihan has now cemented himself as America’s greatest public intellectual?
— Jeff Westcott · Mar 28, 02:16 PM · #
This series demands a Reihan commentary remix along the lines of Kells’ work on Trapped in the Closet.
— LL Fool J · Mar 28, 03:47 PM · #
pls replace the_american_scene.png at the top of the page with animated gif of frames from this video and play looping mp3 of mr. salam making “ksssh” sounds
— Consumatopia · Mar 28, 04:58 PM · #
I want to see something like this, but including George Will.
— cw · Mar 30, 12:51 AM · #
You guys have brightened my day. I’ve actually wanted to record a commentary, but I don’t have the technical chops (yet).
— Reihan · Mar 30, 07:36 PM · #
Low-budget performance art at its finest! Good sound effects…seriously, reminded me of when my dad and I got caught in the undertow at Camp Pendleton’s beach and had to be rescued by lifeguards.
— Joules · Apr 1, 03:39 AM · #
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