You’ve heard Chocolate Rain. But are you ready for Chocolate Reihan? I dare you to watch this video. It will scar your mind and that of a whole generation.
The lyrics are below.
Doo-doo-toot-doo-doot-too-doo-doot-doo-da-doo, too-do-doot-doot, da-doo, scoot-toot-a-loot
I like it with nougat and caramel
He’s got a creamy center (like bunnies)
Wrap him in tinfoil, you’ve got Hanukkah gelt
Goes directly to your hips and thighs (it’s bad)
Spread me on some toast — I swear, it’s great