Most likely, Grand New Party will change your life in subtle, almost imperceptible ways at first. But soon you will notice that you have greater endurance, you’ll have an easier time making friends, and you will be sweet-smelling even after the most vigorous workout.
Also, the videos are back. My videos have apparently been banned in public schools across the Bible Belt — I’m told they’ve led to a sharp increase in moral turpitude and freethinking. I dearly regret this. But I just can’t stop myself.