Crime Wave
There has been considerable anxiety as to whether the economic meltdown will lead to a spike in crime. I’m sorry to say that these fears are not misplaced. Earlier this week, I was the victim of a quasi-crime so bizarre that I can barely bring myself to recount it in the vivid detail it deserves. Fortunately, the incident was caught on tape.
I want the same jacket. In the sultry dancing seductress department I’m all set.
— PEG · Dec 16, 09:17 AM · #
Man, that same felonious minx came after me last week! I found a way out of the situation though: I put on Straight, No Chaser, and challenged her to dance to that.
— Jim Manzi · Dec 16, 03:54 PM · #
You are a man of iron will, Mr. Salam. That chick was doing the shaky dance and you never batted an eye.
PS. You should wear that toupe more often.
— cw · Dec 16, 04:17 PM · #
“Straight, No Chaser” would have failed to phase all but the meagrest of dancing seductresses, Jim. You were lucky. You should have tried something more fiendish.
— Blar · Dec 16, 04:53 PM · #