Rice-Lovers Anonymous

Some will argue that the Hwang brothers have set back the cause of Asian American civil rights several decades. I say this is nonsense.

Honestly, I think these guys are geniuses. More importantly, this video really makes me want to eat some rice. I had some rice earlier this evening. It was delicious.

Now that you’ve been softened up by the Hwangs, perhaps you’re prepared for this truly horrible video, which might leave you emotionally scarred. Honestly, I wouldn’t shocked if it burst several blood vessels in your eyeball — it is really that bad.