I've Reason To Believe You All Will Be Received
Sorry to trouble you, but it happens that I’m writing full time over at The Atlantic now, and I’d like to welcome anyone inclined to follow my work to bookmark this page or add this RSS feed to your reader of choice. Since April 4, I’ve managed 47 posts on a fairly broad range of topics.
Those uninterested in my doings are encouraged to use this post as an excuse to write a haiku about what it would be like to watch television with Elvis Presley. Here is some inspiration:
No, I will not pass
you a peanut butter and
banana sandwich
— Freddie · Apr 19, 12:55 PM · #
You don’t talk much, huh?
And your room is small and cramped.
And what is that smell?
— J Mann · Apr 19, 01:16 PM · #
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Thumbs up— shoulder bags · Apr 19, 04:15 PM · #
Sloppy work, spam guy
I know you can do better
Something like this, see?
How interesting!
Thank you for your thoughtful post.
Wow, look at these shoes!
— J Mann · Apr 19, 06:23 PM · #
Y’all are so clever
Wish I had something to say…
No inspiration.
— Marko · Apr 19, 10:10 PM · #
Good for you! I’ll check it out. — Joules here/Rowavon on Twitter—loved that post about your mom.
— Joules · Apr 22, 02:38 AM · #
With each fun haiku
Runs the harsh undercurrent:
“Uninterested”
— Detroit Guy Dude · Apr 24, 04:21 PM · #
I know that Elvis
Can answer the real question:
Who is Trig’s mother?
— y81 · Apr 26, 12:59 AM · #
Station sign off time
Where is the remote control?
Oh! Here it is – BLAM!
— CTD · May 1, 08:21 AM · #
In all of the world,
Nothing can beat a joke shared.
DGD gets me!
— J Mann · May 2, 04:02 PM · #