So Bad It's ... Very, Very Bad
Jonathan Last has a post up about terrible movie pitches (Air Bud IV: There Will Be Bud, etc.). There’s some funny stuff up there, but I seriously doubt anyone will be able to beat whatever the pitch was that resulted in this.
On the other hand, Guy Ritchie seems to have solved this problem by making the exact same movie every single time.
And while we’re on the subject of bad movies, have you seen the red band (read: NSFW) trailer for Aliens vs. Predator 2? It’s so awesome it’s coming out on Christmas day, people. Is this the opening salvo in the Intergalactic War on Christmas? One can only hope…
I lost several thousand dollars biting on a pitch for So, I Married An Axe-Murderer 2.
— Asher · Dec 3, 03:57 AM · #
Why does Colin Hanks act in this stuff that no one will ever see? Can’t he have Dad call up Spielberg to cram him into whatever terrible movie he’s got coming out next?
— Sam · Dec 3, 04:59 AM · #
American Pie 5: Smell My Finger
— JA · Dec 4, 06:07 PM · #
Gladiator 2, starring Treat Williams.
Smell the Glove: A Neverland Ranch Christmas
Earth Day: A Good Day to Die, starring Jason Statham.
Waiting to Make Bail, starring Whitney Houston
Employee of the Month 2: Overtime
Point Break 2: Point Taken
Seven Years in Tibet 2: 14 Years in Tibet and Counting
Trannyspotting
Basic Instinct 3: Back to Basics
Brokeback Mountain 2: Fists of Fury
Don’t Tell Me What to Wear: The Paula Abdul Story
There Aren’t Any F*ckin’ Fairies: the Life and Opinions of Louis Gossett Jr.
Must Love Dogs 2: Not In That Way
She’s Out of Control (Online!): Sixteen Handles, starring Tony Danza and Vicente Fox
Martha Stewart’s “Circumscribe Me”: Home Until February 7th
— JA · Dec 4, 07:05 PM · #