Tase Me, Amadeus
This will be an indispensably consoling link to the hip life as we knew it when the undead rise:
You know what a bother it is to carry both your MP3 music player and your Taser gun?
Worry no more.
Today at CES, Taser International introduced the Taser MPH — the first combination hand-held music player and Taser.
The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam — a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim.
But I do worry. Earbuds reduce life expectancy in infested environments. Bro.
“Don’t WHAT you? Dude, I’m listening to the Arctic Monkeys, I can’t friggin’ hear you. And did you call me a ho? THIS’ll keep you quiet.”
— Alan Jacobs · Jan 8, 03:52 PM · #
Works for me. I live in a city, and I read police reports every day about people being jumped and robbed for their wallets or iPods. I think they should make an iPod attachment!
— heh · Jan 8, 04:29 PM · #
Oh, look out, husband and children!
— Joules · Jan 9, 06:10 AM · #