I Have A New Hero: Uwe Boll

Thanks to Vulture, and I will grateful until the end of days, I found this magnificent video of Uwe Boll explaining why he is possibly the greatest mind of our era.

For context:

In an interview last week, unpopular German director Uwe Boll vowed to stop making movies if one million people signed an online petition. Now, as the number of signatures approaches 150,000, Boll has issued this statement via YouTube, which, like much of his work, appears to have been shot in one take without a script.

Excuse me while I set up a pro-Boll petition.