Chocolate Reihan
You’ve heard Chocolate Rain. But are you ready for Chocolate Reihan? I dare you to watch this video. It will scar your mind and that of a whole generation.
The lyrics are below.
Doo-doo-toot-doo-doot-too-doo-doot-doo-da-doo, too-do-doot-doot, da-doo, scoot-toot-a-loot
Chocolate Reihan!
I like it with nougat and caramel
Chocolate Reihan!
He’s got a creamy center (like bunnies)
Chocolate Reihan
Wrap him in tinfoil, you’ve got Hanukkah gelt
Chocolate Reihan
Goes directly to your hips and thighs (it’s bad)
Chocolate Reihan
Spread me on some toast — I swear, it’s great
The fact that we are here watching this awesome video is proof that when time travelers go back in time to change history, they spawn a new timeline of altered history, leaving the everyone in the original “Chocolate Reihan” timeline unaware than any extra-temporal interference has occurred.
— Consumatopia · Apr 19, 11:33 PM · #
Y’all ain’t gonna believe this, but I heard this dude—the one in the above vi-DAY-yo—on the NPR the other day. The man is at the pinnacle of respectability.
Jay-Z and George Will had a baby and they called it Reihan motherlovin’ Salam.
— ck · Apr 20, 04:10 AM · #
You’re giving Nutella some serious competition.
— Joules · Apr 21, 02:32 AM · #