One More Pre-Naptime Song
This is yet another original song noting that killing people on grounds of ethnicity is wrong, and it also advises that Americans eat more nuts (because they are rich in unsaturated fats). Lyrics below the fold.
Hey, what’s up, I like your jacket — it’s cool
And the fact that you listen to Tool
But please don’t try to murder me
Johann Gottfried Herder he
emphasized what we call ethnicity
But I’m just trying to live, homie
Killing people who are not like you —
That’s the definition of being uncool
So stay in school
And eat your nuts
Because they’re full of unsaturated fats, you putz
