The Pessimist Blogs

A. Hi! I’m from the government, and I’m here to help!

B. Kthxbai.

A. Wait! I’ll nudge only, I promise.

B. Hmm. ‘Kay, but no meta-nudging.

A. You drive a hard bargain.

B. …

A. You supply the values … I’ll supply the facts?

B. True value! — and that’s a fact.